Wednesday 20 August 2014

Twilight - the Awakening by Stephen Gilbert

I have recently become very good friends with Stephen Gilbert, an author, games designer and zombie fanatic. Inspired by my blog, he got in touch with me to chat about all things to do with zombies. He is planning on running his own zombie apocalypse campaign using 15mm scale figures. Hopefully, when he's ready he'll chronicle it in his own blog. As we got chatting I learned that he had written a zombie novel, which was published in 2009. The novel is called Twilight - the Awakening and was going to be the start of  a series of zombie apocalypse novels. Originally, it was supposed to be a promotional novel for Hasslefree Miniatures' range of contemporary adventurers and zombies. Many of the characters in the book are named after some of the Hasslefree adventurers and you may recognise their names. However, HF pulled the plug on the project and refused to pay Stephen for his work. So, Stephen went ahead and found someone else to publish his novel.
Two things about the novel greatly embarrass Stephen and I do apologise to him for mentioning them. First up, he was in such a hurry to get the book published that he neglected to proofread it properly. I won't say there are a lot of spelling mistakes or grammatical errors in the book because there aren't. However, there are enough that they do become noticeable. Secondly, it is an unfortunate coincidence that Stephenie Meyer brought out her Twilight novel just before Stephen and now the word "Twilight" has become synonymous with sparkly vampires and hunky werewolves much loved by hordes of teenage girls.
So, on to the plot of Stephen's novel. It is set in the near future in England. The hero of the story is a former school teacher, Ray Matsuyama Timoshenko, who is based on Hasslefree's figure of Ray, aka their version of Shaun of the Dead. Ray is in a loveless marriage and has one daughter with whom he has an on/off relationship. He finds solace in alcohol and in the arms of another woman, Geraldine Fletcher, who is also going through a bad marriage. They often meet up in a local hotel run by Madge and Gerald Patterson. All four become good friends and it is during a stay at the hotel for Ray and Geraldine that the zombie apocalypse begins. What caused 95% of the world's population to die and reanimate as flesh eating zombies was a rogue asteroid that broke up high above our planet. Microscopic particles from the asteroid entered our atmosphere and affected the vast majority of the population. A lucky few proved to be immune to the space virus but there seemed to be no logical pattern or reason why so few people were immune.
I won't spoil the plot of the novel by saying who lives and who dies but Ray ends up leading a ragtag assortment of survivors looking for shelter and safety. One other drastic consequence of the asteroid breaking up was that it knocked the earth a few degrees of its axis and very swiftly the weather turned into a nuclear winter. Now the few remaining humans left alive not only have to deal with the undead menace but lethally cold weather. Things look very grim for Ray and his friends.
I enjoyed this novel a lot. Knowing who most of the characters were from their Hasslefree Miniatures counterparts helped me to picture them in my mind's eye and that was a big help. It is a hard hitting novel and many of the small band of survivors meet untimely and horrific endings. You can tell that this was meant to be part one of an ongoing series but Stephen has admitted that it seems unlikely that he'll write any more novels in this series. With a page count of 239 pages and a large typeface this is a book you can read very quickly. But it did keep me entertained from start to finish.
Alas, it is hard to ignore the typos but I respect Stephen for admitting they are entirely his fault. Also, it was just bad luck that the other Twilight novel turned out to be such a smash hit. The book is published by Lulu Marketing and can be found here - http://www.lulu.com/shop/stephen-gilbert/twilight-the-awakening/paperback/product-5242789.html for £8.73. I received my copy within three days of ordering it. It is a worthy addition to any zombie fan's book collection and I'll give it a 7 out of 10 rating.

NOTE. My proposed meeting with my girlfriend did not go as planned. At the last minute she was refused entry to her flight by customs officials for what has to be the craziest and most draconian of reasons. She is a Russian citizen and in order to leave Russia a citizen must be able to show customs officials that they have enough funds to live on £60 per day. This money doesn't have to be spent abroad, it just has to be shown at the customs check in. Marina planned to spend 20 days with me, which meant she had to show the customs officials £1,200. This she did not have as I told her because she'd be living with me she wouldn't need to pay for food, drink and accommodation. All she needed to bring was some money for personal spending. How little we knew! To think that the authorities can dictate how much money a person must take abroad is just beyond comprehension! Suffice to say, we are heartbroken but also extremely angry at her treatment. The one good thing to come out of this sorry situation is that it has served to strengthen our love.

24 comments:

  1. Sorry about Marina. Such a shame that these sort of things happen. It is all the other people who have abused the situation before that make these sort of rules come into being. Sad ut true.
    Chin up ol' boy.

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    1. Thanks, Clint. I appreciate your comment and concern. This was a setback but it's not the end. They do say "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" and this is certainly true with Marina and me.

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  2. It's a shame it's yet another novel that suffers from poorproof-reading, but I'll look out for it on Kindle e-books

    On your other problem, try gooogling the law on these matters

    http://www.wordtravels.com/forum/discussion/3821/russian-girlfriend-travel-scam/p1

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    1. Thanks, Joe. At least Stephen had the good grace to admit his novel was poorly proofread so I was prepared to cut him some slack.

      Your heads up about scammers is well made but seeing as Marina hasn't asked me for any money does this make her a scammer or not? I'm thinking not at this point.

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    2. Hmm, so did Hasslefree commission this novel and then renege on the deal? It doesn't sound like their sort of behaviour, though.

      It's difficult to say this, but I'm with Joe on the travel issue. I really hope for your sake that we're wrong, but just be careful...

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    3. HF did renege on the deal, which was as much a surprise to me as it is to you. It came about when Debbie got fired from HF. She was Stephen's main contact.

      I hear what you're saying about the possibility of being scammed. I'm far too canny (and poor) to lend money to women I haven't met, so that's not going to happen.

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  3. I am so very sorry to hear your heart breaking news (similar thing nearly happened to me when I wanted to get into Canada for six months, but I got lucky and they let me in (after a 3 hour grilling). I can`t begin to imagine how awful you must feel. Words like "chin up, old boy" does nothing to help.... beside the pleasure of chinning the person who might say it. It WILL be okay long term.. just feels rough at heck now *manly hug*. Thank you for the charitable review of Twilight... you actually made it sound quite good *wink*... and glad you enjoyed it.

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    1. Many thanks, Stephen. I hope my review will get you some more sales. I'll chat at length with you about the book in a private e-mail as there are things I want to discuss which would spoil it for others.

      I do appreciate the "manly hug" and your kind words. I have to take the long term view that things will work out. I certainly hope so.

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  4. It will resolve itself, one way or another my friend.

    I WILL write a private email later today (busy for a couple more hours first) and reply to your last letter :))

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    1. Thanks again, Stephen. I look forward to hearing from you.

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  5. I didn't know there was a novel, but Stephen's tabletop zombie rules were the first I came across when I rejoined the hobby, and they are top notch
    http://tabletoptitans.com/rules/0005.php

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    1. I knew nothing about these rules, Dave, but Stephen kindly pointed them out to me. For others who may be interested, please note they are free to download.

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  6. Cheers Dave, thanks really nice of you :)

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  7. The book sounds like a good read Bryan. And free rules to boot!
    Just think you'll get 20 days more hobby time!

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    1. Ha, ha, Bob, I'll file that under "Every cloud has a silver lining!"

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  8. Bryan, good review. I will HAVE to get that book as the rules that Stephen wrote are the basis of my rules for 1/35 scale zombie bashing (the world is small)....

    @ Stephen - Thanks for these :-)

    If anybody is interessted https://www.hidrive.strato.com/lnk/oOnDlTal

    That is bad news with Marina :-(

    Bryan, set up a game and use the zombies as Customs Officals, then slowly kill each and everyone of them :-)

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    1. Toni, you really cheered me up with that last comment! :-)
      I hope you enjoy Stephen's novel as much as I did.

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  9. Sounds like a fun read. I shall check out the rules right now!

    Sorry to hear of your love woes buddy. I hope you can work something out.

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    1. Cheers, Simon. Please do check out the rules. They are free so you've got nothing to lose.

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  10. Little things like that have harmed more writers than you could imagine. The rules look interesting thanks. Sorry to hear about the vacation I suspect Russian travelers are getting more scrutiny these days.

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    1. Thanks for your comments, Robert. Stephen has admitted there is no excuse for poor proofreading. As for the situation with Russia, Mr. Putin has a lot to answer for.

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  11. I'd never imagine Hasslefree had a novel of "their own" in the making! It must be quite interesting to read a novel and imagining the characters as miniatures!

    As for the proof reading, it happens quickly (and you spot them just after you print them all!), but it really ruins the overall look of the work.

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    1. This was news to me too, Mathyoo. See how many of these names you can recognise from HF's adventurers' range - Ray, Madge, Katie, Tania and Dionne, as well as Sola from another HF range.

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